August 29, 2013 by John Crapper
1. a condition of the bowels in which the feces are dry and hardened and evacuation is difficult and infrequent.
2. Informal: a state of slowing down, sluggishness, or inactivity.
3. Obsolete: the act of crowding anything into a smaller compass.
4. Holy Shitters definition: A person full of shit.
The injection of liquid into the rectum through the anus for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of the bowels, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes.
When I was a young boy and in a state of constipation my Mom would get out the enema bottle, fill it with warm water and call me to the toilet for the treatment. Insert tube, switch flow on,wait for water bottle to empty, hold fluid in to allow fecal matter to soften and release. Not a pleasant procedure but instant relief when the OK to release was finally given. Effective treatment to get the flow below corrected and on track.
We are all familiar with constipation. When you are in this condition it is hard to think straight. When the flow from below is not there the flow at the top isn’t either. When you are plugged from below you are plugged above. For a person’s thoughts to flow things below need to be flowing also.
Shitologists at the Brains for Shit (BS) Institute have recently discovered a new form of constipation. They have labeled it:
Thought Constipation Syndrome
1. A condition of the brain in which the bullshit and shitty thoughts are hardened and evacuation is difficult and infrequent.
2. Informal: a state of slowing down, thought sluggishness, or thought inactivity.
3. Obsolete: the act of crowding thoughts into a smaller compass.
4. Holy Shitters definition: A narrow-minded asshole.
Statements that may be indications of TCS:
“I have the truth.”
“I have been born again.”
“I have the way.”
” I follow the path of righteousness.”
“It is my way or the highway.”
“Let me tell you…”
“Have you been saved?”
When a person starts to feel they have all the answers; when they restrict their inflow of information to single sources such as one book or one news channel or when they excessively and compulsively tell you all they know while refusing information offered by others, chances are they should be evaluated for Thought Constipation Syndrome. (TCS). If the condition is confirmed treatment should be immediately sought. At present the only effective treatment for this condition is a thought enema.
The injection of a special truth serum into the rectum through the anus to the brain, for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of bullshit, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes such as stimulating ass-forward thinking.
My next post will discuss in greater detail the symptoms of TCS, outline the basic procedure of a thought enema and advise where that treatment can be obtained.