SkyMall Shopping – Spying & Escape


May 22, 2014 by John Crapper

This is the information age and super-consumers need more than others. They have a compelling need to know and SkyMall is ready to fulfill that need.

Got a few associates giving you trouble and wanting to get them to see things your way? Need to find out a secret about somebody rich so you can extract a few “silencing” payments? Need to secretly record a conversation to obtain competitive secrets? When bribery or blackmail time comes you’ll be glad you have your top secret 8GB multifunction password protected video pen. It’s the easiest, stealthiest way to capture the event!

Want to capture that cheating husband or wife! Want to find out what your best friend’s wife looks like naked? Want to capture those private, secret conversations that only take place during intimate moments in the privacy of someone’s bedroom? All these opportunities to eavesdrop, blackmail or conduct private eye surveillance are now possible with the video surveillance clock offering a 4GB capacity that stores up to six hours of AVI Video. Finally a clock that tells and shows you more than time!

Still another way to monitor unsuspectingly those in need of surveillance is with the Stealth DVR camera disquised as a standard motion detector.

Need a way to sneak out of the house late at night undetected? Your 2 or 3 story escape ladder can solve this problem. Your parents need never know and if through bad luck your escapades are discovered they will still be proud of you for using a reliable and safe way to escape.

Running Away Made Safe and Easy!

When your intentions are to hide your true intent SkyMall offers what you need to conceal your motives or action!


Super-consumerism is a major problem in the United States and increasingly in the rest of the world. The above post takes a humorous poke at this serious problem. Consumption is inescapable for survival. Capitalism is a great economic system capable of providing much in goods and services. Our Church reminds us that capitalism is a great system to produce anything that people can be convinced to buy. It is a terrible system to conserve. We can no longer produce and consume all that we want that capitalism can provide. It is not sustainable. As followers of the Church of the Holy Shitters we strive to practice Soft and Fluffy Consumerism. This means we look at things from a waste-end perspective before deciding to purchase any product. What we buy and how we spend our money matters! For more detailed discussion of this issue please read this article on decrapulation.

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