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A Holy Shit Chant I Came Across

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May 10, 2015 by John Crapper

I don’t think our Church supports, or even understands this chant.  It will take further investigation.  Could be heresy as far as I know.  But Holy Shit I’ve got to post it!

Stay tuned for more if I can find out more!

 

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Out of Me and into Thee,

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Present to Posterity,

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Stuff of Me to Stuff of Thee,

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Throw the Thread of Destiny!

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Out of Me and into Thee,

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Sacred Sending, Bodily.

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Stuff of Me to stuff of Thee,

Holy Shit! Blessed Be! Move the Loom of Mystery.

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Our climate is changing. I'm humorously serious about addressing it. I'm convinced my ego is the main culprit. My religion, Holy Shitters, demands I humble myself and celebrate the fact my shit stinks.
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