A Reason to “Break” Silence for “Poo Watch”


February 8, 2018 by John Crapper

You may have noticed that I’ve not been writing much of late.  That’s because I’ve decided to take a little hiatus since it seems the tRumpster is sucking all the attention span out of the atmosphere.

But sometimes something pops up and must be reported on this site.  Thus the following story….

A drug suspect in the U.K. accused of swallowing Class A drugs has refused to go to the toilet for three weeks, forcing police to go on what they called “poo watch.”

You can follow the progress of this saga by using the hashtags #PooWatch and #HowLongCanYouGo.

23 days is the current record for the longest time a suspect has resisted using the bathroom, a police spokesperson told the BBC.

We just might be looking at a new entry in the Guinness Book of World Records!
Now that would be a world-class blow out gas!

 Plop, plop, fizz, fizz – Oh what a relief it is!

FYI:  I’ll be posting sporadically for the next couple of months.  Sort of holding it in if you get my drift.  In the meantime go proud and often!

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