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Welcome to the

Church of the

Holy Shitters

The prayer while there.

No strain, no pain,

Soft and Fluffy is the aim.

Eat/Shit, Eat/Shit

Living in the Shitloop Cycle

From wiper to washer

To Eco-san from flusher

Eat/Shit, Eat/Shit

Living in the Shitloop Cycle


From ass-backward to ass-forward

From conception to adoption

Eat/Shit, Eat/Shit

Living in the Shitloop Cycle

Welcome to the official Website of the Church of the Holy Shitters.  I’m glad you stopped by.

Let me introduce myself. My name is John Crapper and I am full of Shit. I like being full of Shit. I am striving to lead a Shitty Way of Life. Right now I’m in the process of putting the final touches on a book I’m writing entitled Holy Shitters that will explain in detail this new religion. I hold the position and title of Poop John the First in the Church of the Holy Shitters.

My Shit stinks. I do not consider myself a big shit. I am not a smart shit. I do not have all the answers. God does not reveal himself to me. I am just a man trying to get my shit together.

I’m a man who’s come up with a new way of looking at things. This different way to look at ourselves and the world suggests new and altered thoughts and actions. It offers a fresh way to analyze.

I say this because our religion is like no other in existence today. By the title of our Church you might be inclined to think our religion is some kind of sick joke. That could not be further from the truth.

Our religion is not a passing fad or a form of cynicism or satire. Our whole belief system is of a consistent pattern that promises an advanced lower reasoning, more human community and a new and liberated individual. Its ultimate creation will be a new and enduring relationship of each of us to ourselves, to other living creatures and to nature. Our religion makes sense as a holistic and consistent philosophy. It is both necessary and desirable.

Looking for a way to make sense of the world in which you live? Striving to find a way to deal with the tremendous amount of change happening in your world? Having a hard time dealing with all the shit going on in your life? Well we believe you have come to the right place.

Here we talk about shit. Here we try to figure shit out. Here we recognize the existence of the Eat/Shit Shitloop cycle. By our practice of the Sacrament of Holy Shitting we strive to reach the state of “Soft and Fluffy”. We strive to increase the number of Smart Shits that we have.

We believe mankind to be the lowest animal inhabiting the planet. We believe in the elevation of Shit to the status of a holy substance. We believe in the ass-forward way of thinking. We believe in Saving a Little Shit.

If you think I am not making sense, I can assure you that it’s only your present ignorance of our Shitty Way of Life causing this. I invite you to bookmark the site and return. Better yet leave your e-mail with me and when the book is released you’ll be the first to know.

We would welcome your participation helping us to transform our world into the ass-forward waste-end first “Shitty Way of Life espoused by this new religion.

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