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  1. The Noise in Our Lives

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    January 23, 2014 by John Crapper

    I contend there is more noise bombarding us, clouding our thinking and impeding our judgement than ever before. This increase …
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  2. SkyMall Shopping – Beauty and Personal Hygiene

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    January 16, 2014 by John Crapper

    As a super-consumer you know you are the most important being in the universe and when it concerns the way …
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  3. SkyMall Shopping – Dogs

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    January 2, 2014 by John Crapper

    There is nothing a super-consumer won’t do to provide comfort and convenience for their pets. Your Fido deserves the very …
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  4. SkyMall – Cats

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    December 26, 2013 by John Crapper

      Our feline friends require very little extra to provide them with a comfortable and  fulfilled life.  That does not …
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  5. Consumer Diarrhea – America’s Disease!

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    November 28, 2013 by John Crapper

            2008 – shoppers stampede a Walmart store which killed an employee and put a pregnant woman …
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  6. Talking Heads

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    November 14, 2013 by John Crapper

    Disclaimer: This guy is no relation to me even though we have the same name. First off he is a …
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  7. Commandment #5 – A Closer Look

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    November 7, 2013 by John Crapper

      The Church of the Holy Shitters 10 Commandments 1. Thou shalt pursue the understanding of Shit. 2. One who …
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  8. Thought Constipation Syndrome (TCS) Treatment

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    September 5, 2013 by John Crapper

    Health Alert:  Our President is suffering from a disease called Thought Constipation Syndrome.  Treatment should be sought immediately. Need proof? …
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  9. Thought Constipation Syndrome – Enema Within!

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    August 29, 2013 by John Crapper

    Constipation 1. a condition of the bowels in which the feces are dry and hardened and evacuation is difficult and …
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  10. Assmosis/Osmosis

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    August 22, 2013 by John Crapper

    Followers of the Church of the Holy Shitters need to know how to identify, fight against, and guard against bullshit. …
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  11. Shitology

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    August 15, 2013 by John Crapper

    The Church of the Holy Shitters is an environmental religion. We believe in looking at things in an ass-forward way …
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  12. Bullshit – A Close Look

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    August 8, 2013 by John Crapper

    Bullshit 1. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language. 2. Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. 3. Insolent talk or behavior. In all …
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  13. The Gun the NRA Doesn’t Know About

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    August 1, 2013 by John Crapper

    “Whenever I make a bum decision, I go out and make another one.” quote by President Harry Truman I’m not …
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  14. Wipers vs Washers

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    July 25, 2013 by John Crapper

    “The global toilet paper industry is worth $15-20 billion and according to the most recent statistics available, the average American …
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  15. Shit vs Crap

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    May 16, 2013 by John Crapper

    As Poop John the First of the Church of the Holy Shitters it is important for me to bring up …
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  16. Mother’s Day – It’s a Bunch of Crap!

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    May 12, 2013 by John Crapper

      Yes, that’s what I said. Mother’s Day is a bunch of crap! It goes a long way to explain …
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  17. Holy Shit – A Closer Look

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    May 9, 2013 by John Crapper

    The Church of the Holy Shitters is an environmental religion. We believe in ass-forward thinking which requires putting waste-end considerations …
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  18. The Plunger – Part 2 – A New Use

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    April 18, 2013 by John Crapper

    The plunger – one of the simplest tools we use. Until needed it is one of the least thought about …
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  19. The Plunger – Part 1: History and Uses

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    April 11, 2013 by John Crapper

    A plunger is a common device that is used to release stoppages in plumbing. The intent is to loosen or …
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  20. Water vs Wine

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    March 1, 2013 by John Crapper

     Was sent this today from a very good friend looking out for my best interest and just had to share!  …
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Our climate is changing. I'm humorously serious about addressing it. I'm convinced my ego is the main culprit. My religion, Holy Shitters, demands I humble myself and celebrate the fact my shit stinks.
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